2. Mass-manufactured yard signs. The
folksy signs saying "Welcome" or "Our Home." They're made to look hand-made, but they come from a factory in China. Now, I'll admit, I'm tempted: they can be cute. But why-oh-why not just make your own welcome sign? Sigh.
I make an exception for seasonal
holiday signs -- those for
Christmas,
Halloween and
the like. Those,
I have a total weakness for!
3. Plastic
toys. Please. I am begging you.
Keep the tricycles, strollers, and fading plastic play sets in the back yard.
Yes,
kids can play out front with their toys. (What kind of a Grinch do you think I am?!) Just don't store this stuff permanently out front. Exemptions: those of us with a corner lot, or no back yard.
4. Furniture. Two types of
furniture should never be displayed in your front yard. Number 1: upholstered indoor furniture that's seen better days. You
may think you look like this. You
will actually look more like this. Number 2: those ubiquitous cheapo plastic chairs, especially
any that are old and faded.
5.
Trash. Unless it's within 24 hours of trash collection day,
please keep your junk from out front. Cardboard boxes, unwanted
appliances, overflowing trash bins. Ugh.
6. Old
cars or trucks.
Sitting. Rusting. Either you're actively engaged in getting that old Ford roadworthy again -- or you're not. Please, for the sake of your neighbors and your property values, get it towed.
7. Bagged
leaves. For many (dare I say, most?) homeowners,
leaves are something you bag and toss at the street for trash collection. What a waste of
plastic! What a waste of free
mulch or
compost material! Plus, it's a
major eyesore out at the curb. It breaks my heart.
Instead of bagging your leaves, why not: a) rake them into the garden for mulch, b) add them to your compost heap, or c) pile them up and let them slowly turn into leaf mold.
8.
Sheared hedges. Put down the electric hedge trimmer, dude, and back away slowly. Some homeowners consider the hedge trimmer an indispensable
gardening tool, but what they're actually doing is progressively killing their
shrubs and/or hedges. With constant shearing,
the plants get thinner, scragglier, and uglier. Learn to prune shrubs properly, and shear lightly, on an occasional basis
only -- if at all.
9. Ultra-short lawns.
Fight the temptation to mow your lawn super-short. You may not have to
mow quite as often, but
shorter lawns are at greater risk for dehydration and disease. About the only time I ever see a horrible, yellowing lawn around here is when I spot one that's been "buzz cut." Set your lawn mower on a higher setting.
It will be healthier and noticeably pretty and green viewed from the street.
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