It happens to the best of us. You go into the restroom to do your business, but the toilet doesn't cooperate. And after flushing, you're left with what you started with. What to do?
There's more of an art to unclogging a toilet than you might suspect. Over at the delightful
The Art of Manliness blog, a writer claims that because men are no longer needed "to ride out in defense of the tribe," they are now relegated to "do battle in the bathroom." But we women know that the call to unclog a toilet doesn't discriminate -- sometimes
we have to rise to the challenge too.
To ferret out the tips and tricks used by plumbers and civilians alike, we searched through the wisdom at The Art of Manliness,
This Old House,
Planet Green, and various plumbing sites.
Here are some tips if you're the one on clog duty:
• For your first strategy, if the bowl is not already full, try pouring cold water into it, about a gallon or two. Pour it in as quickly as you can without splashing. This will help break up the stuff in the toilet to help you with plunging later on, and it just might unclog it then and there.
• If that doesn't do the trick, try pouring in a mixture of one cup baking soda and one cup vinegar into the bowl. This is a strategy used to unclog blocked drains, as well. However, it will not be effective if the bowl is already full.
• Next, if success has still not arrived, try the hot water and dish soap strategy. Pour about 1/4 cup of dish detergent in the bowl and some hot water (not boiling, or you could crack the china)**. Pour the water slowly into the bowl, directly into the water without splashing yourself.
• Still no luck? It might be time to try a plunger. Of course, this could also be your first line of defense. Use a good-quality plunger with a flange. The flange is the narrow part of the plunger below the cup. If you've got a cheap and flimsy plunger, make it your goal to replace it with a sturdy and high quality plunger as soon as possible.
(Left) This plunger may not have a flange, but we couldn't resist; it's so stylish! Photo: Bobby Berk Home. (Right) This Brasscraft Heavy Duty Plunger is more like it; the flange at the base helps suction effectively. Photo: The Home Depot
• Run hot water over the plunger flange to soften it up. To do good plunging, you need a good seal between the bottom of the plunger and the bottom of the toilet bowl. A softened plunger flange will seal better than a stiff one.
• After you insert the plunger into the bowl and get a good seal, don't just pump it up and down with fury.
Rather, slowly push the plunger down, then pop it up quickly. Why? The reason is that your clog is likely at the very beginning of the narrow channel the waste travels to get into the sewage system. By pumping your plunger, you may be simply compacting the blockage a little further into the channel. By popping it out, the suction will likely pull the clog free, and then it can be flushed away normally.
• If plunging fails, as it sometimes does, you can use what's called a closet auger. This is kind of like a snake that a professional plumber might use, but in this case you never receive the $150 bill in the mail. A closet auger is a cable with a wide end on it that you will use to push the clog through the channel. There is a protective sheath on the cable housing so you don't scratch your porcelain toilet bowl.
If all else fails, and you're out of tricks? Swallow your pride and call the plumber.
How about you? What is your favorite strategy to unclog a toilet?
SEE ALSO:
Coke Can Clean Your Toilet in a Pinch (Lifehacker)
Do You Have a Dual Flush Toilet? (CasaSugar)
** Editor's Note: Thank you to our vigilant DIY Life readers for pointing out that boiling water can potentially crack a porcelain bowl. The author and I would like to emphasize that hot tap water -- as opposed to water boiled in a kettle -- is the best strategy, if you choose this method of unclogging.
Reader comments (Page 1 of 4)
Finally, something sensible to help with a problem. This kind of informtion sure beat stories about Kate & Jon and idiot Octomon.
ReplyPOURING HOT WATER INTO A CHINA ,YES CHINA AS IN DISHES TOILET BOWL WILL MORE THAT LIKELY CRACK THE CHINA BOWL
ReplyTHEN YOU GOT PROBLEMS
I ALWAYS USE A PLUNGER ,IT WORKS
i tried the hot water thing for a clog once............FYI it didnt crack the bowl, but it MELTED the wax ring that seals the bowl to the floor. then water started seeping out from under the toilet......... stick with the plunger
I pour in some soap and hot water then try to flush it. If that does not work I let the turd sit over nite and try again the next day. longest I ever had a stubburn turd take to break down was 2 days with laundry soap poured into the bowl.
ReplyI agree with Duke...works well...never had to wait two days though...to quote Tom Arnold "Damn son. What did you eat?" Thankful for the half-bath second option...I usually save clog-tastics for work where they have those nice industrial toilets. Although, I have been known to clog those as well.
ReplyWell start with some fiber in your diet, flush once before you clean yourself and don't use too much paper and you should not have a clog to begin with. As for clearing it, try additoinal water first, then go to the plunger -- I dont need to smell it all night or after you apply vinegar! Oh, and don't let kids drop stuff in there!
ReplyNo kidding, I usually clog it everytime - before the T>P>.... Hey thats just the way my body is. So I've come up with what works for me. I stash plastic knives from Wendy's in the bathroom, and cut it up before I flush. You get used to it. If going to a friends house for a few hours, I also carry fresh plastic knives in my pocket. Like I say,.... you get used to doing what you have to do. How can I make money from my special talent ?? haha.
ReplyYou cannot be serious! That is sooo gross! I cannot believe some of these comment's.! YUCK!
Jim, you gotta' have some huge ole' turds to hafta' do that!?!?!??! Maybe more fresh fruit and vegetables in your diet can help?
LMAO!!!! tears running down my face!
You are all a bunch of sisies! When my toilets clog up I wear rubber gloves, and go to work. I pull the poop out with my gloved hand, then flush the toilet, go to the sink and disinfect the gloves, then scrub the toilet and the sink. Finally I wash my hands with a lot of soap and water. The whole ordeal takes less than five minutes.
ReplyI don't see a difference between wiping my behind, changing a baby's diaper, picking up after my dogs, and pulling out poop from a clogged tpoilet. Get over yourselves, and clean up that turd!
AWWWWW YUK! TOOO MUCH INFORMATION! EWWWWWW!
LOL! You have a point there!
Julie, next time I have a problem, I'll call you instead of a plumber..... What is your rate per job?
GREAT advise. But unfortunately most men don't want to get there fingers dirty. Leave it to a woman -- we can do most anything if we put our mind to it.
Gee Julie if you are going to all that trouble at least use disposable gloves. YUCK
Hey Julie, try using dispossable gloves...much better
when we have a clogged toilet, I just hand my wife the disposables
and put her to work [she has smaller hands than me].
Actually, it happened only twice since I had the new water saving toilet installed.
The first time was when an old friend visited. She just left the turd in the bowl, and pretended that nothing happened. She never even tried to clean it, or admit that she was not able to flush down her poop, so she just left it there for me to discover later.
The second time the toilet was clogged was during a party in my house. One of my guests told me that the toilet was clogged. I had to fix the problem, ASAP. So, I did what I had to do. It was yucky, but this is what being a grown up is about.
I am sorry I have ever bought this toilet, but right now I can't afford to replace it.
I used to think that people just leave their logs and run off ... but some people don't ever look at their samples ... they simply give it a token flush and walk away ... or they assume that you will think that they didn't quite notice that they left a sample behind. Stinkers!!!
I used a new plunger to un clog my sink...Worked great!
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