Gary E. Sattler
I'm just a regular guy who has a regular life and I try to find better, easier and less expensive ways to do things. I believe in doing the best you can with what you have but I tend to never just accept things as they are until it's proven to me beyond doubt that they can't be made better. I am constantly pushing hard against the boundaries, just because that's what I do. Frankly, being told to sit down and shut up never worked for me. I'm on a mission and that mission is life. Have a great day. You deserve it.

There's nearly nothing so frustrating as a clothes dryer which returns your freshly washed laundry in the same condition as when you put it in there. Most of us know the feeling we get when we stick our hand in the dryer expecting warm fluffy towels only to find a cold wet lump of terry cloth fabric.
There are three main conditions which most commonly cause this problem to occur. Your dryer vent could be plugged up, your heating element could be failing, or your dryer drum may be refusing to turn. A few tests and observations can quickly reveal the source of your trouble.
Continue reading Fixing a clothes dryer that won't dry

I guess it's a little early in the season to begin thinking about
gardening, but I can't help it. I live to have my hands in the dirt. I love the feel and the smell of it. That's why I'm bringing you this helpful suggestion on how to get your
garden going a little earlier than you might have expected this year. The concept is called
cold frame gardening. It's easy and highly effective.
Cold frames are nothing more than small self-contained green houses. They are generally about three feet square with an angled top to face toward the sun. One of the best things about cold frames is that you can build them utilizing materials which might otherwise have been considered scrap.
Continue reading Build cold frames now for a head start on your garden

Of all the bird species native to North America, bluebirds are some of the most beautiful. During the decades of the 80's and 90's, bluebird populations were in serious decline which spawned nation wide efforts to assist them. One of the most dramatic developments to arise from the movement to assist the bluebirds may have been the inspired design of the Peterson bluebird house and the
bluebird trails created with them.
Continue reading A great bluebird house to build yourself (swallows like 'em too)

How many people out there remember
Weird Al Yankovic? He was the musical satirist who made a name for himself in the 80's and 90's by taking pop songs and twisting them into his own hilarious interpretations of the original works. In particular, some of the parodies he created from Michael Jackson songs were amazingly inspired works of comedy art.
Because of Weird Al, I myself have tried my hand at the writing of parodies and I found it to be fairly simple. You must have the ability to follow a tune in your head and you need a sense of musical timing and rhyme. A slightly warped sense of humor can come in handy also which makes me a perfect candidate for the job.
If you are interested in seeing a working example of how you can write a song parody yourself, I invite you to take the jump and witness the creation of my song parody: "Internet writer", as based on the Beatles song "Paperback Writer".
Continue reading How to write a song parody
- by Gary E. Sattler (RSS feed) on Dec 18th 2007 5:00PM
- Filed under kids, toys, art, crafts, sewing

People ask me about ideas for things that they can make themselves to sell on Internet sites like
Etsy.com. I tell them the trick is to come up with things that can be produced rather quickly with quality results and it helps if it's something they can make uniquely their own. It's also beneficial if the items are practical as well as decorative. A healthy dose of whimsy always helps to capture the attention of curious shoppers.
To see a fine example of what I'm suggesting, take a look at the
home sewn washcloth puppets on Sewing.org. These home made little cuties would be relatively cheap to make because they're sewn using basic washcloths and some other common sewing supplies.
Sewing.org gives you the full instructions for making them and even includes printable patterns for you.
Continue reading Your next income venture might be right in front of you!