DIY Life

Well, today is Valentine's Day, and let's just say that we want to show how much we appreciate our readers by offering a brand new column just for you. Welcome to the first ever Dear DIY! Yes, you heard right, the DIY doctor is in!

Basicially, us bloggers here at DIY Life want to put our heads together and answer any question or address any problem you might have while out there DIY'ing your way to fame -- albeit obscure -- and glory. The essence of DIY is to do-it-yourself, without help you might add, but sometimes you do need a little advice to get you over a hump.

Here's what you do, leave a comment just below this post, nope, a little further down the page, and...there you go. Leave us a comment below or click here to send us an email tip. One of our bloggers may write a response to your question, either in an email or in a blog post, depending on the subject matter.

So there you go, Happy Valentine's Day to you and we look forward to answering your questions, helping with your problem, or maybe even make things worse, you never know. Here's to you!

Get creative with your gourds. I mean, what gourd wants to be seen during the holidays just sitting on a table? If you were a gourd, I think you would rather be stylin, smooth, and be the talk of the party. Like Sharon says to Jill, hey, look at Bob, he had all kinds of body-modifications done, he got a mouth, and now he's chasing those bad dudes all over the place. How cool is that. I so want to be Bob.

This is not about you and me, this is about the social and emotional health of your family gourds. They want to be seen at parties as fun, hip, and young too. The evil folks at that Mad Science place have cooked up -- ouch, bad choice of words for a gourd to hear -- a nifty idea to bring some old-school back to the new-school, er, something. Making popular video-game icons from gourds is a great way to liven up your holidays and theirs too.

There aren't any steps listed on how to do this, but it seems pretty obvious to complete without problems. Then you can chase your family around the house with these goofy guys all day, or at least let the kids do it until they fall asleep, which sounds good too. Pumpkins work great too for this.

Are you waiting for the holiday events to begin, the spooks to come out, the candy, the pumpkins, the madness, or maybe just a ton of holiday themed instructions and how-to's? Wait no more, we've put all of our best holiday ideas in one place for your enjoyment while you let the kids caramel their own apples, wait, you might not want to do that with the stick! Your brother's eye is not an apple!

We got you covered. DIY Life presents the place for it all this Halloween, the Ultimate Halloween section of our site. Check it out, there are costumes, parties, decorations, special effects, and more. Whoever did this page -- and it might be a ghost -- really wanted to help us with our spooky plans and scary fun this year.

The Halloween page is said to be haunted, but that is unconfirmed as of yet, feel free to haunt it yourself to be sure. Oh yeah, also, BOO!

No, not money. Not that kind of green. No one feels like they get paid enough, but we mean the kind of green that wins you brownie points with the great mother that is nature. Let's say that if you need your eco-fix, your green news fix, you have come to the right place, well almost.

DIY Life tries to bring you as much green news and ideas for caring for this environment of ours as we can, but admittedly, DIY is about much more than being green in the end, and we wouldn't want to leave out all the blue, purple, orange, and don't forget the woodgrain either.

We would like to introduce you to our kid sister, GreenDaily. A brand new, fresh and green blog to us here at Weblogs, inc. dedicated to the pursuit of life, green, and everything related. You really should check it out and see what is growing on over at GreenDaily. Here is a run-down of yesterday's slew of great stuff from GreenDaily:

• ReCellular, donate your used cell phone
• Porsche: surprisingly green?
• Organic bottled water? You can't be serious
• Try a refillable pen
• $5 cupcakes and food for thought on transportation
• McDonalds UK up for animal welfare award
• Colbert warns about the dangers of hybrid cars (video)
  
• Charge your cellphone battery with plant power
• Do you No 'Poo?

So, what are you waiting for? Grow to it! Sorry, couldn't help myself.

COUGH, um, file this under seriously, what-were-you-thinking. Everyone say it with me, please, do not Duct Tape your baby to the wall, the fridge, the crib, or anything of the sort, it is not right. It is like automatically inviting DCFS to tea and brunch. Bad idea.

I know some of us DIY'ers can be not so bright at times *raises hand*, but this is why God gave us spouses and sisters, to slap us upside the head when we purposefully amplify the deficiencies in our gene pool.

Please, don't try to have a good laugh or chase that ever-elusive extra functionality in your DIY'ing by doing something stupid like this. I can't even begin to explain all the things wrong with this picture, but I'll leave it to you to draw your own conclusions.

Does anyone have any other great ideas that we should all NOT do with duct tape, or with DIY endeavours in general, if so, please share. Excuse me while I try to sleep while I shudder.

Twitter much? Well, whether or not you even have the first clue about what Twitter is or what it does, DIY Life is now live on twitter, and will be bringing you updates on some of the best stuff that DIY Life has to offer each day! Drop that hack-saw for just a sec, put down the yarn, be sure to unplug that drill, and take a spin -- this is the web after all -- over to our twitter feed for our illustrious updates:


Twitter is a place where many people now get their too-much-information-and-actually-legal-eavesdropping fix by seeing what people are up to. The funny thing is that people actually add updates to the site so people can be all up in their business. Why? Who knows, it is web 2.0, and it isn't supposed to make sense, we just know it is the cat's pajamas. Check us out and see what all the buzz about at twitter.com/diylife. For any of you hardcore tweet-mongers out there, you can also add our twitter RSS feed to your reader, if you want.

Oh, and if you end up getting twitter-pated, we really can't help you with that, and remember friends don't let friends twitter under the influence ... wait, never mind.

What? We need someone to tell you how to fall asleep? What kind of crazy place is this? It could be said that everyone already knows how to go to sleep, even if it is hard to actually do for some reason, and no one needs to be told. Despite this seemingly innocuous subject, I learned a very interesting tip from my dad, who is a master at going to sleep, when he eventually goes to bed that is.

I don't know if this tip has anything to do with a medical study that could explain why this works, but my dad's reason always seemed to make sense. It is based on the simple principle that when your muscles are relaxed as much as possible, going to sleep is easier.

Have you ever done things yourself? Have you ever thought about getting paid to blog about it? Are you handy as all-get-out? If so, have I got news for you...

Weblogs, inc. (an AOL company) is the world's largest publisher of web logs (blogs) and is looking for talented writers with a definitive do-it-yourself sensibility to join our team of bloggers! We need people who know a lot about everything and who can help our readers become a bit more handy on a regular basis. We would like to invite you to apply to blog for us.

Here's how it works:
You write short articles online (blog posts) for us that help our readers do-it-themselves with handy tips on everything including: home improvement, gardening, computers, scrapbooking, finances, weekend building projects, kids, cooking, wedding tips, organization, toys, recreation, etc. and we'll pay you to do it.

Here is what we need from you:
To apply for this blogging "position", send the following information to the email addresses at the bottom of the screen:

1. Some information about you.
   

   • Your full name
     
   • What your qualifications and interests are in the realm of DIY.
   • The address(es) of your blog(s) or website(s) if you've already been writing on the subject.
   • What you can bring to DIYlife that we haven't already got, and so on.

2. What we can depend on you to do. How many posts can you write a week? Can you write every day, every other day, or just during a particular phase of the moon? If we needed an original step-by-step walk-through done from scratch in 48 hours, could you do it? We need to know.

3. Three original blog posts. Consider this the audition, the resume, the golf-swing. We want you to write some stuff (imagine that). We won't accept anything that's been published anywhere before. (Note: You retain ownership and all rights to anything you submit in your application, and we won't publish it anywhere, unless we bring you on-board.) Emphasis on the original, emphasis on the three. Show off your knowledge of your topic, show off your ability to go in-depth and beyond the blurb, show off your wit and passion, and show off your impeccable grammar and spelling. Send us one of each of the following three kinds of posts:

   1. Technique or tool profile: Introduce us to a tool or technique that we may not have heard of or know about. Tell us about the particulars of it, how an average joe could use the tool effectively or perform this technique.
      

   2. How-to/tutorial: Show us how to do something useful. It can be a simple tip (or a bunch of tips), or it can be a full-fledged tutorial, but make sure it's good, original and interesting to read.
      

   3. News item: An in-depth report on a current event or trend in the DIY world. This can be something about a retailer or a general story on what people are doing to their homes, etc. We're not the Associated Press, and your post shouldn't read like it, but it should be interesting and informative.
      

A tall order, to be sure, but we know you're up to it. Impress us, entertain us, make us wish we had grabbed you a month ago, and you could be the newest DIYlife blogger on your block (which happens to need a coat of paint and shutters)!

One note: if you happen to be a specialist in electronics or robotics we're especially keen to talk to you. If you wish to specialize in something we're missing in the realm of DIY, drop us a line and let's chat. But we're mostly looking for DIY generalists, so be sure to follow the instructions for best results.

No attachments, please! Send your samples in the body of your e-mail.

After double-checking to make sure you've included all of the above, send your email with samples to the address you see in the graphic below. Due to the volume of applications, we cannot personally reply to every applicant. Yes, this is a paid position, in case we hadn't mentioned that already.