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Aug 9th 2010 5:57AM I tyr not to organize the junk drawer because it's so facinating to just open it from time to time and marvel at it. And why in the Sam Hill do we keep old batteries? Like somehow they are going to come back to life Ha Ha
Jul 4th 2010 5:37AM Peace and love are the most important things in life, love being the most important. But peace and love are not fabricated things that you can find or create on earth...they can only abide in the heart of Man. You can put your fingers up, have an emotional cry but if afterwords you go on cursing God then it was all in vain and peace and love will still evade you.
Jun 28th 2010 6:10AM Nice sexy versions of Mo but what about larry and Curly?
Jun 28th 2010 6:03AM Nice sexy versions of Mo but where is Larry and Curly?
May 31st 2010 4:43AM I used to give the little farts pop tarts but I've gotten them used to burrito's instead...burritos and pretzles. I'm too busy watching Oprah Windhole to be concerned with them. I'm still waiting for the great Obama to give me a nice supply of Gazzell skins and Hippo meat to tide us over for the summer.
May 29th 2010 5:33AM If a woman plopped down on one knee and asked me to marry her I would say "while your down there..."
Apr 25th 2010 4:57AM What's up with the brown drapes? Is that in case someone has to fart a bunch and it won't show up. I used to clean motel rooms and I could always tell when someone was in there farting when I opened the door to clean the room.
Apr 17th 2010 7:15AM Oh, I love those dog-gone ribs though...It's just a little bit of extra work to dig through the 17 pounds of salt until you get to them and the chicken salad is a bit gritty considering the fact that they have 4 pounds of salt on them, but hey, I would go back again. The waitress was very friendly!
Mar 30th 2010 6:20AM You know what? I sometimes have bisexual fantasies and fantasies about my wife being dominant where she has me go out and bring back boyfriends for her to...you know while I have to watch. Am I the only one with such thoughts?
Mar 14th 2010 5:19AM And is that yellow thing they are hitting what they call a "tennis ball"? If so, it's the cause of global warming and the disappearance of bees. just disappointing...