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University of Salford Tests Enormous Whoopee Cushion for Science (The One)

Jan 2nd 2011 10:15AM Correct! Put it an everyday room and drop Oprah Winfrey on it from above to get that fast, ripping fart sound that is cherished by everyone.

10 Movies to Watch on New Year's Eve

Dec 31st 2010 5:27PM Last year I did just that, and I might watch it again this year. My DVD is the original movie, of course. To really go over the top with it, figure out when to start the movie so it strikes midnight on the ship exactly when 2011 rolls in.

Best Halloween Movies for Kids: ParentDish's Top 10 Picks

Oct 8th 2010 8:24PM The Halloween movie that is a must see for every kid is MAD MONSTER PARTY. An animated 1967 theatrical release from the makers of RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER. Trust me, your kids will never forget it! The movie is available on DVD.

This Day in Geek History -- Star Trek Fans Name Space Shuttle Enterprise

Aug 12th 2010 10:28PM The term "Trekkies" is the correct term for those childish adults such as yourself who want to be known by a certain term just because you watch Star Trek. To use a term such as "Trekker" is to imply that you are actually achieving something. Grow up already! Watching a television show is not an accomplishment! What is also certain is that your parents would prefer you move out of their basement already!

An Old Favorite Gets a Makeover and Returns to PBS

Aug 6th 2010 9:50AM Just let me say "New Monkees". If you know what I'm talking about, you know what I mean! If you don't know what I'm talking about, you also know what I mean!

You Can Cook like Darth Vader

Jul 29th 2010 11:26PM The Star wars movies are nothing but feature length toy commercials, so another product line for the series is not a stretch for the brand.

Ready for Changes at 'The Price is Right?' Come on Down!

Jul 23rd 2010 7:07AM The only thing I wish they would change on the show is the bidding process. I just hate it when someone puts a lot of thought into his bid on an item and then the schmuck bidding after him bids one dollar higher, which most certainly cancels out the previous bid.
With a silent bid system, everybody can lock thier guess in and then each one can be read off before the actual amount is revealed. That way, everyone has a fair chance at winning the prize.

Last Shot - All Your Bass Drum Are Belong to Me!

Jul 17th 2010 11:51AM I clicked on the link figuring the cat would look like Peter Criss from KISS. The cat is sitting on a drum set though, I guess that's close enough!

Interview with a Twi-Hard: A Writer Attempts to Understand His Sister's Obsession

Jul 4th 2010 5:49PM Zach, your sister is a loser. She has no man in her life so she is trying to escape into a world where she can be dating vampire-boy or wolf-boy or whatever the hell they are. She even plays spooky guy dress up with her homosexual male friend like he is a life-size Ken doll or something. Perhaps you should buy her a quality vibrating dildo for her next birthday and hopefully she will forget about all of this nonsense.
The Twilight series has given hope to millions of these loser girls be they fat, ugly or just plain disgusting, maybe they could get a monster to date them since no human would. The producers of the movies picked up on this and cast an ugly girl in the lead role to push further this delusion in these hopeless girls to sell more movie tickets.

King Kong in 3-D debuts at Universal Studios

Jul 2nd 2010 6:01AM The new King Kong attraction is at the Hollywood California location, not at the Florida one. It replaces the original ride destroyed in the fire. The Orlando location used to have its' own King Kong ride with the ape attacking as the riders are in one of those sky tram cable cars. It wass built after the Hollywood one and dismantled years before the fire destroyed the original.
As for myself, I am not too excited about this new attraction. Being a huge King Kong fan for almost four decades now, I was not a fan of the big, bloated and boring Peter Jackson version which had a running time of three years and eight weeks. That Jackon himself designed this ride can not be good.


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